The Presentation

You stand in front of the mirror in the dingy bathroom of the conference center, nervously adjusting your tie for what feels like the hundredth time. Fifteen minutes until you're in front of everyone.* Fifteen minutes* until The Presentation. Being invited to present your undergraduate paper at this conference is a rare honor, and you've been stressing and preparing nonstop for weeks. But now, just fifteen minutes from taking the podium, your confidence is faltering.

Your phone vibrates in your pocket, jolting you out of spiraling thoughts. Laura! She's the one who started jokingly calling it The Presentation to help ease your nerves about it. Well, after she listened to you stress out about it for a week.

Laura: So soon! ✨The Presentation✨!!!

Laura: 😄 You're going to crush it!

You: I am low key freaking out over here 😰

You: SO NERVOUS

Laura: You can do it! You worked so hard on this.

You: I know but what if I freeze up? This is like important future stuff

Laura: That's not going to happen, just pretend you’re presenting to me! I mean you’ve already given me ✨The Presentation✨ like 1000 times

You: Have I mentioned lately how fucking amazing you are? 😘 Okay, I'm going to try to shake these jitters off

Laura: Yes you have, and you better keep mentioning it.

Laura: Maybe this will help with the nerves. the lighting is SO GOOD tonight on the dorm roof

You: 😍🥵 as if I needed more reasons to want this over with!! Can't wait to get my hands on you again

Laura: Ah ah ah... you're getting ahead of yourself mister 😉 but I tell you what I’ll send you a little treat after ✨The Presentation✨

You: like I need more pressure to do a good job!

Laura: Oh my love I don’t care if you bomb

Laura: which you won’t …

Laura: you just gotta survive 😉

You: ok… five minutes. I’ll head out there. Looking forward to my reward 😅

Laura: That's my boyfriend 😊 You've got this! Now go show those fancy PhDs what an undergrad genius looks like!

You: I'll do my best 😅 I love you! so so much

Laura: I love you too! 😘 GOOD LUCK!! 🍀✨

You take a deep breath and let it out slowly, feeling slightly steadier from Laura's pep talk. She always knows just what to say to get you out of your head. You quickly type out a final heart emoji and hit send, then tuck your phone away. Straightening your tie one last time, you take a fortifying breath and head for the door. Time to put all that preparation to the test. Time for The Presentation.

≋ ≋ ≋

You step down from the podium to typically tepid conference applause, but to you, it might as well be thunderous cheering. The Presentation has been defeated! You feel a heady mix of relief and exhilaration. You can't stop grinning as you make your way through the crowd. You only stop to shake hands with your professor, who gives you a warm smile and a thumbs up.

As the next presentation begins, you slip away to a quiet corner. You pull out your phone, fingers flying as you text Laura the good news.

You: BABE IT WENT SO WELL!! I can't believe it! 🙌🎉

Laura: I TOLD YOU you'd crush it!! 🎊 So proud of you!! 😘💕

You: I hardly even stumbled!

Laura: Always knew that brilliant brain of yours would wow them. Def calls for some big celebrations later 😏🔥

You: God I wish we could celebrate right now. Only downside is I'm stuck watching the rest of these boring presentations for hours 😴

Laura: Hmm... completely unrelated, but by any chance there's like a back row you could sit in? Somewhere a little more low key?

You: Uhh maybe, there's some seats in the rear. Why do you ask? 🤨

Laura: No reason! Just wondering about the room setup 😇 and you know if anyone could see your phone if I texted you something

You: Laura... what are you scheming? 😏

Laura: Scheming? Moi? I'm just looking for ways to keep my bf entertained during the dull bits! 😉 After all, I did promise him a reward...

You: Oh trust me, I haven't forgotten. And I def intend to collect... 😈 Lemme scope out the place

You glance around the auditorium, trying to be inconspicuous. Tucked away in the very back corner is an empty few rows, dimly lit and partially obscured from view. Bingo.

You: Ok I found a spot, omw now

Laura: Perf 😘 Get comfy babe. Your reward is coming 😏📸

Anticipation sparking under your skin, you make your way to the secluded back row and slide into a seat. Your knee bounces restlessly as you wait for Laura's next message, mind spinning with tantalizing possibilities.

You: Alright, I'm all settled in my covert location 😎 Lay that reward on me

Laura: Hmm, I suppose you've earned it, being such a good boy up there 😘

You: Damn I LOVE that top. And what’s under it… You look amazing 😍🔥

Laura: Just a lil something I picked up 😇 Thought you might appreciate it. Also, that cheap temu tripod arrived!

You: Appreciate doesn't even begin to cover it. You're stunning babe 🤩

Laura: Aren't you sweet 🥰 But I think you'll appreciate this next view even more...

You: Laura oh my god 🥵🥵🥵 Warn a guy first!!

Laura: What's the matter, stud? Can't handle a little peek-a-boo? 😏

You: Oh I can handle it... just not sure the rest of this conference can handle me ogling my phone and drooling 🤤

Laura: Sounds like a YOU problem 😝 Better find a way to play it cool... we wouldn't want to scandalize all those stodgy academics 😱

You: Too late, I'm thoroughly scandalized 🙈🔥 Have I mentioned lately that I love when you get naughty?

Laura: Oh baby, you ain't seen nothin yet 😈 I'm just getting warmed up…

You: Holy shit That bra is 🤤 You're incredible, Laura.

Laura: I bought it just for you. Wanted to make sure your reward was extra special 😘

You: Well, consider me thoroughly rewarded. And thoroughly distracted. How am I supposed to focus on these presentations now?

Laura: Oops 🙊 I guess I'm just too hard to resist, huh?

You: Impossible to resist. You've got me wrapped around your little finger. Also… did you just put on that bra for this picture?

Laura: uh, yes. Are you complaining? I wanted to up the suspense a little bit

You: Not complaining! Up the suspense for what, exactly?

Laura: this

You: Holy fuck

You: 🥵🔥

You: You are driving me absolutely wild over here. I want to touch every inch of your gorgeous body so badly right now.

Laura: Mmm I wish you could touch me too. Your strong hands roaming all over…

You: Ungh don't tease me like this 😩 I'm already rock hard and squirming in my seat! How am I supposed to focus on ANYTHING else now??

Laura: Aww, my poor nerd bf 😏 All hot and bothered with nowhere to go! Trapped in a room full of people, trying so hard to keep it together...

You: You're evil, you know that? Evil and irresistible 😍🔥

You: And way too good at pushing all my buttons

Laura: Who, lil ol me? 😇 I'm sure I don't know what you mean! I'm just trying to give you a little conference entertainment 😘

Laura: 😈

You: Oh I'm entertained alright 😏🍆 Entertained and horny as hell. This is such a Jo move from you

Laura: Well then, since you're suffering so much, maybe I should help take your mind off it... with some more distractions 😈

You: 🤯🍑 Okay wow, your ass in those jeans is just... fuck.

You: I… want to leave this conference.

You: I am uncomfortable. And thinking dirty thoughts.

Laura: Mmm yeah? Where exactly are your dirty thoughts wandering to? Paint me a picture 😏

You: Let's just say they involve my hands grabbing that perfect ass, pulling your hips back to grind against me while I kiss down your neck...

Laura: Ohh fuck yes 🥵 I can practically feel you pressed up behind me. I like how you feel against me…

You: Unnfff Laura you're killing me 😩 I want that so bad. Want to slide those tight jeans down and just take you right here in the back row

You: free me from this conference prison. I can’t be the only one to get up everyone will judge me

Laura: Oooh you naughty boy! 😱 Getting me all worked up with nobody to help! But I really do need to take advantage of this lighting…

You: gsklgskdjfh oh my GOD Laura

You: 🤤🔥🔥

You: You are not playing fair AT ALL. How tf am I supposed to control myself after that??

Laura: Who says I want you in control? 😏 I want you rock hard. I WANT you

You: You are a dangerous, evil, PERFECT woman 😍 I am utterly at your mercy and impossibly turned on rn. I love you so fucking much

Laura: I love you too 😘💕 And I love knowing I can drive you this wild with just a few pics! Buuut there might be one more...

You: God yes please, I am dying for it 🙏 I am a glutton for punishment

Laura: As you wish! Time for the grand finale 😉 Try not to drool on your conference notes!

You: 🤯🤯🍑🔥 Laura. FUCK. I just almost made the most inhuman noise. No way I will survive this.

Laura: Hehe mission accomplished then

Laura: 😏💋

Laura: Now you be a good boy and sit through the rest of those presentations for me... if you can 😘

You: You are cruel

You: As soon as you get back, you are in SO much trouble 😏😈

You: You better be ready because I am going to worship that breathtaking body until you can't take anymore

Laura: Mmmm is that a threat or a promise? 😏

You: It's a fucking guarantee 😤🍆 I'm going to make you feel SO good, you perfect, sexy, diabolical woman. Cannot WAIT to have my hands and mouth all over you. I want nothing more than to pull those panties down and fuck you hard. Fast.

Laura: 🥵🥵🥵 Fuck, you're getting ME all hot and bothered now too! Hurry home to me... I need you so bad 🔥💦

You: Unfff those perfect tits 🤤 And those lips, fuck. You KNOW what that sexy smirk does to me 🥵 I want to kiss those lips and those nipples…

Laura: Mmm yeah? You want to put that mouth to good use, my sexy nerd? 😏 I bet we could find alll sorts of fun ways to occupy it...

You: God yes, I want to taste every inch of you 👅 Want to lick and suck and devour until you're a writhing, moaning mess.

Laura: Ohhh, now you’ve done it. You're going to make me soaked talking like that 💦 Maybe I should take these panties off before they're ruined

You: Jdskskskfuck 🥵🥵🥵 Laura oh my god, I can't. I'm going to spontaneously combust. You are the hottest fucking thing I've ever seen

You: 🔥🔥🔥

Laura: You like seeing me touch myself? 😏 Thinking about your mouth and hands on me has me soo turned on

You: I don't just like it, I fucking LOVE it 😍 You're driving me out of my mind with how badly I want you. I NEED to make you cum so hard as soon as I can get my hands on you

Laura: Fuck yes, I need that too 🥵 I'm aching for you. Aching to feel every hard inch of you deep inside me 🍆💦

Laura: hahaha sorry is that too much?

You: Ungghh no no no keep it up… I want to be inside you

Laura: Yes yes yesss um i kind of want you to absolutely wreck me

You: I love you so ridiculously much 💕 Even when you make me want to scream with frustration 😂🥵

Laura: Love you more, my sexy genius 😍💜 Now shoo, before I really get carried away! 💋

You: Too late, I think we're both already way past carried away 😅 But I'll try to keep it in my pants a little longer... even if a certain someone is making that VERY hard!

Laura: Who, little ol' me? 😇 I can't help it if my man is just too irresistible! Even fully clothed and geeking out over algorithms, you get me all 💦💦💦

Laura: I think I’ll take care of it myself…

You: Fuuuckk yes, I am obsessed 🤤 Obsessed with you, your sexy body, the way you touch yourself. I'm so hard it hurts, I just want to be inside you, making you moan 😩

Laura: God I wish you were inside me too 😫 Stretching me, filling me up so deep and good. I want to ride you so hard, cum all over your cock while you play with my clit 💦💦

You: Shit, Laura, PLEASE 🙏 I am losing my mind imagining you bouncing on my dick

Laura: Yesss fuck I need it 😩

You:🥵💀

You: I can't- that view- I just- 🤯🤯🤯 I am utterly speechless. I have never been more turned on in my entire life. I NEED to be where your fingers are, NOW 😤🙏

Laura: Then get that sexy ass over here as soon as humanly possible and TAKE ME 😈 I'll be here with my legs spread, so ready for you I'm aching.

Laura: Come fuck your naughty girl HARD and remind her who she belongs to 😏🔥

Laura: (i cant believe i just sent that)

You: asgdkdkgksmgmhkk

You: 😩🥵💥

You: YES MA'AM. I will yeet myself out of this conference so fast they'll get whiplash. Then I'm coming home to absolutely RAIL you until we both can't walk straight 😤🍆💦

Laura: Mmm as much as I would love that right this second, I don't think I can wait any longer 🥵 I'm so worked up, help get me there? 🙏💦

You: Fuck, of course, anything you need sexy 😍🔥

Laura: tell me what to do…

You: I want you to keep touching yourself, nice and slow. Rub tight little circles on your clit while you imagine me kissing down your stomach...

Laura: Ungh yes, I'm doing it 🥵 Circling my clit, thinking about your lips on my skin, your head between my thighs. God I'm so sensitive

You: You are a fucking goddess 😍🔥 I am in awe of how perfect you are. That pretty blush, your hand between your legs, fuck. I am the luckiest man alive 🙌🙏

Laura: I'm the lucky one 🥰 I can't believe I get to drive you this crazy, I'm dripping wet 💦💦 keep telling me what to do

You: That's it baby, keep going just like that. Now slide your fingers lower, tease yourself a little before pushing one, then two deep inside. Feel how wet you are for me? 💧🔥

Laura: Ohhhfuck 🤯 Yesss I'm dripping, my fingers are gliding so easily in and out. Stretching myself open. Fuck I wish it was your cock filling me up 😫🍆

You: Soon baby, I promise. I'm going to fill you up so good and deep. For now, keep fucking yourself on your fingers. Plunging in and out while you grind on your clit. You look so fucking hot, I'm rock hard 🥵🍆💦

Laura: efshgsrhI'm so close keep going

You: Jesus fuck Laura, look at you 😍 You're incredible. I want to be stroking my cock for you baby, wishing I was buried in your perfect pussy. Cum for me gorgeous, let go 😈

Laura: ess yes yes hard

You: When I get back, I'm gonna spread your legs and lick you until you scream. Then I’m going to pound you into the mattress I'm gonna make you cum over and over

Laura: dghdghdhdh

Laura:😩🥵🎉

Laura: i just 😇 for you

Laura: you're incredible, I love you, I'm 🤯💥💥💥

Laura: look what you did to me…

You: Holy fuck 🤯🔥🔥

You: fuck

You: fuck

You: fuck

You: fuck fuck fuck

You: You are a vision 😍 I can't believe how perfect you are.

Laura: Mmmm all for you baby 🥰💕

Laura: I like that you like me 😇 😇

Laura: That was so insanely good, I don't think I can move. You wrecked me so good, even from a distance

You: Good, you stay right there and bask in that afterglow beautiful 😍

Laura: I just want you here with me 🥰

Laura: hurry home so I can snuggle you and show you how grateful I am for... all of that 😏💗

You: God damn, what a view 🤤 I can't wait to get my mouth on you for real. You're going to be in so much trouble when I get home 😈

Laura: yes pleeeeeeassseee

Laura: Mmm, promises, promises 😘 You better hurry back and finish me properly...

You: Oh, I will. Over and over again, in every room. You're not going to be able to walk straight for days.

Laura: I'm counting on it 😏 Now go network, nerd. Impress some more people with that sexy brain of yours.

You: … no shot I can focus on that now.

Laura: Well what else are you going to do? You fly back tomorrow, leaving me all alone tonight :( make yourself useful and network, get a good job, and take me to greece or something 😉

You: Yes ma'am 😉 I love you, Laura. Thanks for the mind-blowing "reward."

Laura: I love you too, You. You earned it 😘

Laura: oh, one more thing

You: yeah?

Laura: when you finish to these pictures tonight, you better document it for me.

You: Oh yeah? Why ever would you want that?

Laura: … for science

You: who am I, a proud man of science, to stand in the way of progress? I'll be sure to document for your thorough analysis 🔬

Laura: Mmmm I can't wait to dive deep into that data 🥵📊 For academic purposes, of course! The more detail, the better...

You: But of course, Dr. Laura! Only the most rigorous methods will do

Laura: 🤤🤤🤤 you are turnnning me on again…. You're the worst. And by worst, I mean absolute best 💞

You: Hey, you started it. And I’m still fucking rock hard in the back row of this stupid conference. But I am but a humble test subject, eager to participate in your lewd experiments

Laura: And I'm the luckiest scientist alive, getting to study such an incredible specimen 😍

You: I should have studied astronomy, I want to explore uranus 🍑

Laura: 🤦🏻‍

You: hahahahahaha